Christmas Tyme

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Pumping Iron

So I have been working out quite a bit lately, getting super pumped.  I use this muscle rebuilder to get my muscles so ripped . . . enjoy

Aidan Zaugg

Normally I am a huge screw-off on this blog. This post is not so. My old friend from AZ, Mike Zaugg, has a 7-year old boy battling a rare for of brain stem cancer. Please help me spread the word, get donates, traffic to their site, whatever to help the Zaugg family. Maybe most important is your prayers. Thanks.

Bruhle's Rules

I love this guy! For the two of you that look at this blog every now and again, enjoy & I love you!


Tim And Erics Awesome Show Brules Rules - Click here for the most popular videos

Too Awesome

This video was too awesome to not post. If you can make it through the first half there is an incredible dance break. Thanks to my homey Clay for the link.

http://www.theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash4.htm

More FotC for the peeps

By popular demand. Actual their is no popular, just demand. Really no demand either, but I sure like it. Love me some Kiwis!

Lake Powell

Heather and I just returned from a week-plus at Lake Powell. As always it was rad. Here are some snaps. Word

Concords Rule

My new favorite show

Javier

Back in the blogging world I hope. I give you all the mighty Javier . . .

Jose . . . Can You Get KO'd?

Not sure if you all saw this but resident money hound Jose Canseco thought he could get in the ring with former Arizona Cardinal Vai Sikahema.  (Side note--My old Pizza Hut delivered pizza to his house.)  (Also side note--I delivered a pizza to former LA Dodger Mickey Hatcher once)  (Another another side note--I hated delivering pizza).  But ol' Vai came through.  Here is the link from ESPN--pretty freggin classic.  What a tool Canseco is.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=3485127

Change Again

Greetings to anyone that might read this.  The Berndt's are changing again.  It's been six-months since our last move and figured we needed to keep Penske in business so we are moving back to Utah over the 4th of July.  We are dropping out of law school and rejoining the SLC workforce.  It has been a difficult decision but ultimately the right one, we hope.  This past year was maybe the single worst year of my life.  I knew that school would be difficult, but again, it just doesn't feel worth it.  I never saw myself as a practicing attorney or court room guy.  I will be working with my old PR firm Snapp Conner in August or so and am very excited to start fresh.  Hopefully, the blog can regain its fire now that my head will no longer be buried in books.  As always, word to your moms!

Updates

Sorry for the lack of updates.  Here are some of the latest from the Berndts of OKC.  We are spending our summer in Salt Lake.  Here some snaps from my sister's wedding on June 7th.  Word to your moms cause we came to drop bombs.

Devin in his sweet duds

Good Advice

I know I am kind of a cheater blogger recently. All I post is videos that make me giggle. So here is some more cheap freebie stuff. But here is an update. School sucks, my wife is great, my kids are playing soccer, I rarely see them. They no longer call me "Dad" and I am known as "Javier the Pool-boy" and I can't wait until May to get through this semester. Wasn't that a fun pick-me-up. Now read this--

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

He's a Man!

In honor of what looks like another wonderful cold season, here is something for the ladies to think about. Just understand that we are a different breed girls, accept it!

glumbert - The Man Cold

Debbie Downer Man

Okay--so I ripped this from my pal Lindsay's blog--Nice work Double L! But it's well worth the 6 minutes. Who is the Debbie D in your life? Talk amongst yourselves . . .

Stage Parents

Sometimes parents simply need to stop living through their children. However, then there are parents such as US Americans that make me proud to be a US American and not live in the Iraq such as.

Rad

This video is posted by request from a peep. Word KMK! But in all seriousness, this little clip is simply awesome. I had tears just thinking about it after I watched it. To all the huge dorks in this country we salute you. Wow there's a lot of nerds, I mean wow. But I'm sure some day they will kiss a girl other than their mother, keep hope alive . . . and now Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!

I Ain't No Holla Back Girl

I thought I might post some pictures of the "Ice Storm 2007" our little family went through in December here in OKC. We only lost power for about 15 hours but others at my school were without for multiple days. All in the middle of Finals too just to make it interesting I guess, I mean law school for the most part is a real breeze, need some challenge to spice it up. So here are the snaps Heather took for all you knobs that live in warm weather, and you knobs in not so warm weather.

Happy New Year Dufuseszz

So what it's been two months since those killer photos were posted. Our little clan has been to hell and back, twice even. I survived my finals in December despite the OKC Ice Storm of 2007. It was the wildest thing I have ever seen. Like living in an igloo but not as cool obviously because we all know igloos rule. We also spent our Christmas break in Arizona with family and friends. Not really relaxing but 70 degrees works for me. The trip to AZ took us 19 hours as well, another storm. In New Mexico is were it hit us good. Cars and U-Hauls all over the road. Pretty nasty. Hopefully the return trip is better. The boys landed a Nintendo Wii for Christmas, Heather landed some new earrings, and the Josh landed another layer of fat, for the winter of course. All in all 2007 was a good year for us. School hopefully will get better and over with soon! No go, and read some books!