Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Lazy Freakin' Mutts

So hey, in the spirit of this lame ass Dog stroller idea that is all the rage now, here comes this post. I still think if your dog can walk, lick it's own ass, eat it's own crap, sniff a buddy's can, drink out of a piss-stained toilet, and drop a deuce on the rug then they can walk to the damn park with a leash. Now I understand if a poor little pooch or kitty is banged up, maybe a cold or the flu during this horrid flu season, might need a lift. Or maybe that sick little kitty should be home in bed watching Judge Judy. I love that because these jackasses in Hollywood push their little mini-rats around in a stroller that everyone's got to have one. You know what Hollywood, kiss my cute little white arse alright. Now the solution. Instead of pushing this dumb ass animals around to the park and the mall, make them earn it. How about teaching our pets a little self-reliance for hell's sake. I mean someday that little poodle is gonna go off to college and get it's ass-sniffing degree from BYU. Now here's a dog that I can be pals with. This dog is doing something on his own, he's not sitting around waiting to be pampered.





Now for all you hippie pet lovers out there, go spoon with your precious Saint Bernard you freak.

3 comments:

Cambo the Great said...

Here Here!!

Love live your poodle attending BYU!

Paco Belle said...

Dude, I could not agree with you more. I passed a lady jogging the other day, and she was with three dogs. Each dog had a designer looking sweater on. Seriously?? Thats why they have fur...or hair. Good grief.

Just call me Coach--I'm gonna tell you what to do anyway said...

You don't know me, but I have dogs and cats at my house and they are treated like the animals they are. They don't eat my food or sleep in my bed. If I wanted to push a stroller and dress baby up, I'd have kids... On the other hand--I am so glad that the celebs are NOT havings kids...