What art thou? How art thou such an important piece of life? Yes, this is another in what is sure to be a long line of disgusting posts here on the farting to fight terrorism blog. Like the other 12 million or so people that have been sick this holiday season I built up a great deal of snot.
Now, many people think I'm gross that I do this. Instead of wasting tissue and blowing my nose I just try and blow the snot right into the toilet or if you're in the shower "farmer blow" it right there. One note about the "Shower Farmer Blow", be super careful, snot likes to go at funny angles and can get stuck in your leg hairs. Then all day you have leg hairs stuck together in a crusty ball. So, when you farmer blow into the toilet do you, like me, ever have those super long pieces of illness not that don't break? Aren't these the coolest things ever. It's just you leaning over the can with a 2 foot dangling rope of snot. Really, it's beautiful. I mean, a hurricane-type wind couldn't break that string of snot. So, instead of wasting, killing, murdering innocent tissue this January, just "Farmer Blow" it man. This is Josh Berndt, take care of yourselves and each other.